THREE WORD STORY
Started on Aug 25, 2006
Some parts have been edited for typos or grammar problems.
Also, line breaks added to try to make reading easier.
One day, Link kissed the princess - it tasted bad so he ran. Link tripped on Talon, a fat pig.
Talon was startled, but Link chopped off his slice of cheese and ate it. Link saw Zelda and
said "Hello," then he ran to get her to run away to have a burger and chips. Then Link and
Navi went to a disco party where they got down with it. Then Zelda slapped Link in the face
and screamed "You jerk! How lovely you look! Today, my dear, you'll kiss me!" Ha! As if...
Link ran far, far far away, to the land of the Zoras to eat some guacamole that King made
for himself. Link devoured the guacamole but soon had heartburn and fainted. Princess Zelda
gave him the Pepto Bismol and shook him, saying "Darling! Get up and marry me!" but he
went unconscious but Zelda said "I think you're hot!" Link dashed up a tree but he fell and
broke a wrist but he kicked poor Zelda in the face and broke his toes. "Ha!" Zelda "Link, I
didn't mean to do do that but I just love to eat Cucoo for dinner!" Horrified, Link
summoned Epona and ran away. Epona stopped and threw Link off and Link flew to the
ranch and into Malon who told Link she loved him and kissed him; but Zelda came and cried.
Then, Malon said that she wanted him and would fight to the death until she collapsed so
Zelda slapped Malon 'til she spat on the ground and passed out but Link burst into tears. But
Zelda grabbed Link and slapped him. Link was so stunned that he ate a piece of the cake that
Zelda made but then put poison in it accidentally. Zelda then asked Malon to put Link in the
hospital and Malon said "Anything for my poor poisoned Link." Then she jumped and took
Link to her house. (Zelda then said,) "The hospital is--" But then came a moblin! So the
Moblin wanted a banana, so Malon took the banana and put it in his ugly baggie, and then
went to bed. Suddenly, Link's poison disappeared and Zelda asked Malon for a cookie. Then
Link ran away. Zelda pulled out her magic comb and brushed her hair. Link watched in
amazement as Zelda threw a big round thing at him. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Link ran into a
big elephant. "Why are you doing this?" cried Mido, "I was just minding my business." Now
Mario gave Link a hammer to use and Link smashed poor Mario on the roof of Kirby's house.
Then, DK grabbed Mario and Captain Falcon punched Fox. By--meanwhile, Malon was kissing
Dr. Mario and Peach WASN'T AMUSED. She went and walloped Malon as Link ran away from
the place but then out of the volcano popped Samus loading up her really big blaster but shut
off her blaster. Laughing, Link fell over but got up and threw a Maximum Tomato at Zelda so
that she'd eat it but then contracted a disease. Ganondorf thought Zelda slapped him so he
ran away but Link punched him in the nose and it broke. "OWWIE!!!" screamed Ganondorf.
Then Ness did not cry but teleported to the land of pink. "Magicant" said Ness and then
walked to a string and opened the gate. Mario suddenly off a cliff and bounced back by a cord
that electrocuted him but Link fled and kicked Pikachu so high that SMASH!
(Link+1) (Pikachu-1) But then Pikachu called Jigglypuff to make Ganondorf fall to the floor.
But then comes a Bokoblin! Now Luigi ran away so that Mario throws a fireball and hits Roy
in the face. "AAAUUUGGGHHH!!" cried Roy and was engulfed in flame. Dr. Mario laughed but
gave him a weird blue pill. The Ice Climbers took their hammers and smashed Bowser but
then came Mewtwo saying, "Hey!" Kirby smiled shyly and Pichu screamed with horror as the
master hand sweeped him up and threw him to the rainbow world where he saw a giant
marshmallow burning in a soup of dead sea urchins. Mr. Game & Watch watched Falco and
was in disgust as the Wire Frames ate the soup, since they were really hungry and transparent.
Then he flew over and screamed "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!" but then dropped a
Bob-omb on Mario who went "Mama Mia!" He then hit Peach and started to run around in circles.
Young Link cried for mummy but no one came. Peach immediately came to Young Link who
was crying. Each said, "Hello!" and then hugged him. "Thank Din you're here!" Then they
bought a few apples which tasted very sour, so they threw them in a Like Like's mouth. The
sour apple gave him sadness, so he ate a sweet grape that he got from the King of Hyrule.
It too tasted very sour but throwing it at Zelda made him happier. "HA!" he said as he
swallowed Capt. Falcon. Then someone said "I love you." It was Daisy! She went and found
Michael Jackson. MICHAEL JACKSON: NEWCOMER. So they moon walked to Alaska on their
way to the Cheese Festival. Link ate many bits of cheese and Zelda thought about Mr. BigCheese.
Mr. BigCheese was a name for the person who is The Big Cheese. Why he was called that, nobody
knew, but he loved to eat moldy cheese bits for some reason. Today, the circus hosted a
tournament for Guacamole Dip as the prize. Suddenly, Link said, "ROOAARR, who stole my
Guacamole Dip?!" Pit started running even though he wanted to fly since he could steal a chair
and break it. Some old guy with a sword just disappeared into a cloud of some odd cotton and
played the Didgeridoo of Time until it broke. "Waaaah," cried Link as he mourned the loss of his
instrument. "Oh, how will I annoy those guys?!" The Master Hand suddenly grabbed Ezlo and
turned him into a huge hat. The darkness fell upon the bright, sunny day and the moon shone
with a hilltop, whereupon there sat a beautiful elvenprincess, whose armor glistened in the
spotlight that was channeled from moonlight. Then the handsome elvenprince emerged from
behind the ugly
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