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Post by Twilight Prince on Aug 27, 2008 14:44:27 GMT -5
Yo! There are topics like these on TV show forums, where you can post stuff that you know a character on that show would never say, something that contradicts their personality.
Well, here's one for Zelda characters! Woo-hoo! ;D
This is fun, you just think of a Zelda character, then think of something they'd NEVER say! ;D
Like so:
Navi: "I'll shut up now."
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Link: "Hi." (Pretty much anything works here)
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Zelda: "Link! I've been kidnapped! Oh, but don't worry about saving me, I'll be fine!"
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Ganon: "I'm so sorry for all the horrible things I've done! Can you EVER forgive me?!" *Bursts into tears*
Link: "Aw...it's okay..." *Hugs Ganon*
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Post by Rafa on Aug 27, 2008 20:39:22 GMT -5
Let me see... I can't remember the names right now, but it's from Link's Awakening:
"You say this is your shield? I don't see your name on it. What's that? You say your name's on there? That's not your name. Oh, this... That's nothing. Move along."
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Post by Twilight Prince on Aug 28, 2008 13:59:19 GMT -5
Let me see... I can't remember the names right now, but it's from Link's Awakening: "You say this is your shield? I don't see your name on it. What's that? You say your name's on there? That's not your name. Oh, this... That's nothing. Move along." Lol, nice! ;D I think that was...Tarin? |
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Post by Calanon on Aug 28, 2008 14:07:07 GMT -5
"You're NOT the chosen one, Link. You just got very, very lucky. Now put the Master Sword back, if you please."
--Sheik/Rauru/Light Spirit(s)
"Yes, ultimate power is MIIIINE!! BLESS YOU, ZELDA! BLESS YOU, SAGES! BLESS YOU, Link!! Let's go build a pretty palace or something!"
--Ganondorf
"I'm only going to say this once, boy, so pay attention!"
--Kapora Gabora
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Post by Twilight Prince on Aug 28, 2008 14:19:33 GMT -5
"You're NOT the chosen one, Link. You just got very, very lucky. Now put the Master Sword back, if you please." --Sheik/Rauru/Light Spirit(s) "Yes, ultimate power is MIIIINE!! BLESS YOU, ZELDA! BLESS YOU, SAGES! BLESS YOU, Link!! Let's go build a pretty palace or something!" --Ganondorf "I'm only going to say this once, boy, so pay attention!" --Kapora Gabora XD Hilarious! I especially liked the last one! ;D Link: "Here, Tingle, have some Rupees." Tingle: "Oh, no, that's all right. I don't need any." __ Ezlo: "Say, Link, why don't you take a break and let me do the fighting for a while?" __ Yeto: "Ashei, that sketch does NOT look like me at all. Take some art lessons, please." |
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Post by Calanon on Aug 30, 2008 18:13:52 GMT -5
The last one I did was my favorite so far too. ;D
But I also liked the "BLESS YOU, Link!" one, because it's so opposite from in the game, and it's just like in the game where Ganondorf was talking in all caps, except he says your name exactly how it was entered, with uppercase and lowercase, so it sounds like he's dropping the volume when he says Link's name. xD
Anyway, here, let me think of some more. xD
Link:
*chops a weed* ... nothing
*chops a weed* ... nothing
*chops a weed* ... nothing
*breaks a rock* ... nothing
*runs through grass* ... nothing
*creepy realization* ... nightmare world!!
[Twilight Zone (tv) theme plays while camera does a dolly zoom]
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Malon:
"Oh. Link.... Ew. I mean, um... hi."
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"Are you done staring at my necklace now? Good! Now go away. Shoo."
Deku Tree:
"Yo, wassup, homie?"
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Post by Twilight Prince on Aug 31, 2008 16:34:07 GMT -5
Deku Tree: "Yo, wassup, homie?" HA HA HA HA HA HA! ;D I liked them all, but that one's my fave! Yeah, I liked that other one, too...does he say that after you beat him, and he's spinning around and has the really creepy face? |
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Post by Calanon on Aug 31, 2008 19:54:05 GMT -5
Yeah. "CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, Link!!" I always laugh when "Link" isn't in all caps.  It's like, "CURSE YOU.... (what was his name again...? oh yeah) Link!!" lol Anyway, let me see if I can think of some more.... "Leave him to me, Link!" --Zelda "The Deku Tree never told you who your father was... DID he? Link, there's something you should know. I... am your father! Yes! It is true! Don't make that look, sonny-boy. Join MEEeeeee, and then, we can rule ALL of Hyrule.... TOGETHER! GBLAAA-hahahaha-HAAAaaa!!!" --Ganondorf "S-s-sp-p-iiiders?  S... SPIIDERRRS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" --Link |
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Post by Twilight Prince on Sept 1, 2008 20:07:31 GMT -5
Yeah. "CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, Link!!" I always laugh when "Link" isn't in all caps. It's like, "CURSE YOU.... (what was his name again...? oh yeah) Link!!" lol Anyway, let me see if I can think of some more.... "Leave him to me, Link!" --Zelda "The Deku Tree never told you who your father was... DID he? Link, there's something you should know. I... am your father! Yes! It is true! Don't make that look, sonny-boy. Join MEEeeeee, and then, we can rule ALL of Hyrule.... TOGETHER! GBLAAA-hahahaha-HAAAaaa!!!" --Ganondorf "S-s-sp-p-iiiders? S... SPIIDERRRS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" --Link ROFL! ^ .l .l I very rarely use that! ;D Kudos to you! Let's see if I can think of any... Ganondorf: *singing and dancing* "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!" Rauru: "So, Link, you've finally woken up? I understand if you're tired after all the Spiritual Stone-collecting, but c'mon, SEVEN YEARS?!!" Impa: "Oh, great, the princess is in trouble again, and needs MY help. I swear, if I wasn't getting paid 50 Rupees a day...I should ask His Highness for a raise..." Zelda, during the escape from Ganon's Castle: "Let's blow this joint!" |
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Post by Rafa on Sept 4, 2008 19:40:28 GMT -5
I got the idea of Zelda telepathically (as in LTTP) calling a food delivery service.
I don't know how I would type that out, though, so I'm just giving the idea here.
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Post by Twilight Prince on Sept 5, 2008 15:58:24 GMT -5
I got the idea of Zelda telepathically (as in LTTP) calling a food delivery service. I don't know how I would type that out, though, so I'm just giving the idea here. Lol! That would be hilarious! ;D I don't know how I'd type that out, either. Maybe Calanon does, though.  |
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Post by Calanon on Sept 10, 2008 0:09:29 GMT -5
aww you all have such faith in me! <3 OK, I'll give it a shot. ;D *Zelda plays the Ocarina of Time, the melody: Song of Soaring* *Kapora Gabora appears* "What do you want? I'm only asking you once." "Bring me food!" "...could you repeat that?" "Of course not, silly bird! Hmmph! Golden rule! Now fly off to the Kokiri Forest and get me some Deku nuts to snack on!" " But..." "NOW!!" *Kapora Gabora grudgingly flies off as directed* "Now then, to make sure there's enough waiting for that silly bird when he arrives...." *Princess Zelda sits on the grass in her courtyard and puts her fingers to her temples* "Hrnnnnngh!!" *Zelda telepathically contacts the Great Deku Tree* "Gather lots and LOTS of Deku nuts. And be quick about it! A big owl is coming to pick them up for me. Don't even think about sending Deku SEEDS, either! Now go!! Uh, I mean, you know, do your thing! Over!" |
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Post by Twilight Prince on Sept 11, 2008 12:20:47 GMT -5
XD Wonderful!
Epona: "Geez, Link, your butt is like a ton of bricks...you can WALK from now on...it's better exercise...which you could use."
Cucco(after Link picks it up): "I say, dear boy, do put me down, or I shall regretfully be forced to summon my brethren to peck you to death."
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Post by Calanon on Sept 11, 2008 17:53:37 GMT -5
Ganondorf: "Big meanie!!!"
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Post by Twilight Prince on Oct 2, 2008 15:35:00 GMT -5
(Sorry I've taken so long to reply)
Rauru: "Don't worry, Link! We sages shall join you in battle and help you defeat Ganon!"
Link: (overjoyed) "Really?!"
Rauru: "PSYCH! We'll just be watching from the safety of the Chamber of Sages; I just finished hooking up the new, 36" flat screen monitor, so we'll be able to watch the fight....IN HD! WITH SURROUND SOUND SPEAKERS!"
Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Impa, and Nabooru: "WOO-HOO!"
Link: "But...that's no help at all!"
Rauru: "Don't worry, we'll cheer you on! And, we'll commentate on the battle. Good luck!"
Link: "But--"
Ganon: "GRAAAGH!! TIME TO DIE!" *Swings blades wildly*
Rauru: "And the battle begins! At first glance, what do you think of our two combatants, Darunia?"
Darunia: "Well, Rauru, I'd say that, although Link appears to be the fan favorite, Ganon can certainly give him a run for his money."
Rauru: "Absolutely. I think--"
*Ganon blasts Link away*
Rauru: "OOH! That's GOTTA hurt! Can we get an instant replay?"
*Ganon blasts Link away*
Darunia: "Man, things are NOT looking good for Link, wouldn't you say, Rau?"
Rauru: "Certainly, Dar."
Saria: "Give me an 'L'!"
Ruto: "Give me an 'I'!"
Impa: "Give me an 'N'!"
Nabooru: "Give me a 'K'!"
Darunia: "And, would you look at that! The Master Sword flies out of Link hand! It's going...going...GONE! Out of the battlefield!"
Rauru: "Wow, what's little Link gonna do now? Wait...he's getting back up...what's that?! It's the BIGGORON'S SWORD!!"
Saria, Ruto, Impa, and Nabooru: "Yay! GOOOOOOOOOO, LINK!"
Darunia: "And he weaves through Ganon's defenses and strikes him from behind! OOH!"
Rauru: "Things have certainly taken a turn, haven't they, Dar?"
Darunia: "Definitely. Don't call me 'Dar'. Now, you can see, on Ganon's face, he's gotta be thinkin', 'Man, I really need to step up my game!'"
Rauru: "We'll be right back, after these messages."
Announcer: "You're watching MLB (Major League Battles), right here, on HSN (Hyrulean Sports Network). This program brought to you by Granny's new 'Diet Red Potion'. So addictive, you won't be able to put it down!"
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